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Because sometimes your sass needs accessories.
This is the land of unique, cheeky canvas tote bags, uplifting and encouraging mouse pads, and all the other glorious stuff you didn’t know you needed—but now can’t live without. Whether you’re toting passive-aggressive grocery store energy or throwing side-eye via your desk decor, this collection delivers the goods with full-volume attitude.
Perfect for gifting, workday motivation, or just making strangers mildly uncomfortable—in the best way possible.
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“Big Bag of Awesome” – Tote Bag (Black)
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“Bless Your Heart” – Tote Bag
$32.00 -

“Darling, just fucking own it.” – Mouse pad
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“Emotional Baggage” – Tote Bag
$32.00 -

“Emotional Baggage” – Tote Bag (Black)
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“Stay Humble. Work Hard. Be Kind.” – Mouse pad
$20.00 -

“Thinking Of You” Tote Bag
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“Be Afraid. Do it Anyway.” – Tote Bag
$32.00
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Main design on both sides, but small hidden sweary messages on only one side.
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Yes, we’re a small shop—but this is the real deal. Every item is professionally printed and shipped from the U.S. using high-quality, commercial-grade equipment. (No sketchy iron-on transfers or basement DIY projects here.) From our soft, durable Bella+Canvas tees to our sturdy drinkware and high-quality embroidered hats, everything is made to last and feel great. You’re going to love it—or we’ll make it right. Promise.
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