Be a Fruitloop in a World Full of Cheerios funny water bottle

Quirky. Unapologetic. Cheerfully hydrated. Who says your water bottle can’t be equal parts silly and practical?
This cheerful 32 oz stainless steel water bottle is full of feel-good vibes and colorful fun, perfect for keeping your spirits high. Featuring a playful and positive affirmation, this insulated water bottle with a straw in the lid is a daily reminder that hydration and motivation go hand in hand.

Text on front: “Be a Fruitloop in a world full of Cheerios.”

Whether you’re surviving your daily chaos or hitting the gym with a vengeance, this 32 oz stainless steel water bottle is your loyal, leak-proof sidekick. With a foldable straw and rotating handle, it’s easy to tote, sip, and slay — all while staying refreshingly badass.

Product Details:
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• 32 oz / 950 ml capacity (that’s a hydration flex)
• Glossy floral finish with bold sweary print
• Foldable wide-mouth straw for easy, spill-free sippin’
• Rotating handle for grab-and-go attitude
• Includes anti-slip patch (so it stays put, like your boundaries)
• Hand-wash only — it’s fancy like that
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe (because duh, it’s metal)
• Be a Fruitloop in a World Full of Cheerios funny water bottle

Caution: May cause excessive hydration and raised eyebrows.
Made on demand, not in bulk — because mass-produced mediocrity isn’t your vibe. Thanks for choosing fierce over forgettable.

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Thank you for supporting a small independent shop!