Drink The Water You Dehydrated Bitch funny sweary water bottle

Elegant. Unapologetic. Aggressively hydrated. Who says your water bottle can’t be equal parts savage and sophisticated?
Wreathed in flowers. Dripping in irony. Zero chill. Maximum attitude. This glossy, floral-wrapped beauty serves up a perfectly profane message—because sometimes, you need a gentle reminder… delivered with blunt force.

Text on front: “Just drink the fuckin’ water, you delightful but dehydrated bitch.”

Whether you’re surviving your daily chaos or hitting the gym with a vengeance, this 32 oz stainless steel water bottle is your loyal, leak-proof sidekick. With a foldable straw and rotating handle, it’s easy to tote, sip, and slay — all while staying refreshingly badass.

💥 Product Details:
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• 32 oz / 950 ml capacity (that’s a hydration flex)
• Glossy floral finish with bold sweary print
• Foldable wide-mouth straw for easy, spill-free sippin’
• Rotating handle for grab-and-go attitude
• Includes anti-slip patch (so it stays put, like your boundaries)
• Hand-wash only — it’s fancy like that
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe (because duh, it’s metal)
• Drink The Water You Dehydrated Bitch funny sweary water bottle

✨ Caution: May cause excessive hydration and raised eyebrows.
🌿 Made on demand, not in bulk — because mass-produced mediocrity isn’t your vibe. Thanks for choosing fierce over forgettable.

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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