Express Yourself: Unique & Sarcastic Apparel & Gifts
Shirts
Find your next favorite comfortable, everyday, go-to tee.
Match your day and attitude, whether it’s all sass or kickin’ ass.
Some of our shirts do have cusswords on them. The fonts selected for cusswords on shirts are deliberately sloppy cursive, our way of being mindful of the little ones out there.
Relaxed Fitted Tees
• Flattering, relaxed, fitted women cut. (Tapered at waist.)
• True to size. (Size up recommended if oversized is desired).
• Soft, smooth, lightweight, combed and ring-spun cotton fabric.
• Comfortable and easy to move in.
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“Apparently Spite is Not the Answer” – Relaxed Fitted Tee
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“Be Afraid. Do it Anyway” – Relaxed Fitted Tee
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“Do No Harm” – Relaxed Fitted Tee
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“Forget Prince Charming” – Relaxed Fitted Tee
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“Grit and Grace” – Relaxed Fitted Tee
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“I won’t quit” – Relaxed Fitted Tee
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“Swearing Does Help” – Relaxed Fitted Tee
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“Wake Up. Own It. Be Kind. Repeat.” – Relaxed Fitted Tee
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“We Stand With Ukraine” – Relaxed Fitted Tee
$27.95 – $29.95
Weekender Tees
• Relaxed, unisex (men’s) straight-cut.
• Runs large for women and true to size for men.
• ULTRA-Soft, smooth, lightweight, cotton tri-blend fabric.
• Cozy, comfortable, and easy to move in.
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“Be Afraid. Do it Anyway.” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95 -
“Bless Your Heart” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95 -
“Do No Harm” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95 -
“Forget Prince Charming” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95 -
“Grit and Grace” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95 -
“I believe in holding grudges” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95 -
“I Won’t Quit” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95 -
“Kill them with kindness” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95 -
“Swearing Does Help” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95 -
“Wake Up. Work Hard. Be Kind. Repeat” – Weekender Tee
$29.95 – $30.95
Mugs & Drinkware
Make a statement without saying a word.
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“Absofuckinglutely” – 11 oz Mug (Pink or Green)
$12.95 -
“Be a Fruitloop in a world full of Cheerios” 30 oz Stainless steel water bottle
$26.95 -
“Be Afraid. Do it Anyway.” – 20 oz Stainless Tumbler (White or Flat Black)
$26.95 -
“Be the light.” – 40 oz Insulated mug with a handle
$26.95 -
“Be the light.” – 11 oz Mug (Various colors available)
$12.95 -
“Forget Prince Charming” – 20 oz Stainless Tumbler (White or Flat Black)
$26.95 -
“Good Vibes Only” (25oz or 40oz) Travel Mug w Semi-Hidden Sweary Message
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“Grit & Grace” 20 oz Stainless steel tumbler (White or Flat Black)
$26.95 -
“I believe” 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler (White or Flat Black)
$26.95 -
“I can & I will!” Can Cooler (Regular & Slim)
$6.95 -
“I Can & I Will” (25oz or 40oz) Travel Mug w Semi-Hidden Sweary Message
$24.95 – $26.95 -
“Just drink the fuckin’ water” – 32 oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle with straw lid (Floral)
$26.95 -
“Kill Them With Kindness” – 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler (White or Flat Black)
$26.95 -
“Slay The Motherfucking Day” – 40 oz Insulated mug with a handle
$26.95 -
“Spite is NOT the appropriate answer” – 20 oz Stainless Tumbler (White or Flat Black)
$26.95
Hats, Totes, & Other Fun Shit
Think of these as life accessories with attitude.
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“Be Afraid But Do It Anyway.” Vintage Cotton Twill Baseball Hat
$23.95 -
“Bless Your Heart” – Tote Bag
$25.95 -
“Darling, just fucking own it.” – Mouse pad
$14.95 -
“Emotional Baggage” – Tote Bag
$25.95 -
“Emotional Baggage” – Tote Bag (Black)
$25.95 -
“Grit & Grace” Women’s Baseball Hat
$21.95 -
“Stay Humble. Work Hard. Be Kind.” – Mouse pad
$14.95 -
“Thinking Of You” Tote Bag
$26.95 -
“Trust Me, Swearing Does Help” Vintage Cotton Twill Baseball Hat
$23.95 -
“Be Afraid. Do it Anyway.” – Tote Bag
$25.95
